Paper-Thin Convictions

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARIOUS?

Yes, tiny baby kitten friend?

I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.

Why thank you.

CAN I HAVE GLASSES TOO?

No, tiny baby kitten friend. You have the eyesight of a compact and furry eagle. Glasses are for people who cannot see so well.

BUT ALL THE KIDS WHO SHOP AT THE URBAN OUTFITTERS DOWN THE STREET CAN SEE JUST FINE AND THEY ALL HAVE HUGE GLASSES.

We don’t associate with those people, tiny baby kitten friend. Nobody should.

CAN I AT LEAST GET A BOW TIE?

Of course. If we could somehow harness the love people have for kittens in bow ties we could solve the energy crisis.